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Outside of the bajillion scripts I've written, I've also typed out a few other forms of copy. Here's a taste.

Publications and Editorial

Magazines and Websites

The Seattle Times, ESPN.com, The Writer’s Journal, Junior Baseball, Seattle Bride, Seattle’s Child, The Imperfect Parent, Media Inc., 425 magazine, 425 Business, Trailer Life, Your Teen, WeeklyWriter.com, Pacific Northwest Golfer.

Books

  • Death Warrant, 2022

  • Deep in the Woods: The 1935 kidnapping of George Weyerhaeuser, 2021

  • The Second Meanest Man in the World, 2017

  • ALMOST Live: The Show that Wouldn't Die, 2016

  • Man with a Gun, 2012

  • J.P. Patches: Northwest Icon, 2003

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Long-Form Writing Excerpts

Taken from Death Warrant -- Novel

If you’re going to be summarily executed, you’d at least want the place that’s arranging it to have a couple of nice rugs. Just for appearances. Nobody wants to be offed by some fly-by-night outfit that considers Ikea the height of corporate décor. As it turns out I needn’t have worried. Coming in I really didn’t know what to expect, they don't show the offices on the commercials. I knew it probably wouldn’t be like walking into an H & R Block on a strip mall—some tiny space filled with cheap furniture, all pleather and particleboard. It is anything but, and instantly fills me with a good vibe and reinforces my belief that I am making the right choice. The entry doors are an artistic combination of rich amber hued wood, glass and burnished metal, most likely brass, but dulled in some manner so as appear understated. In other words, the entryway looks classy. You feel like you are walking into a place of importance, where critical decisions are made on a by-minute basis, which I guess they are.

Taken from Almost Live: The Show That Wouldn't Die -- Novel

I find it astonishing that it took almost two thousand years after the birth of Christ for someone to take serious comic aim at Speed Walking. I mean, honestly, how is that even possible? Speed Walking looks so patently ridiculous you would think the laff wastelands would be littered with bits. But no. It took a two-bit sketch comedy show in a forgotten corner of the country to send up Speed Walking to the level it so richly deserves. But that is the way of Almost Live! They had a knack for finding the funny in areas we as viewers watch and think, Duh, of course, they’re making fun of that. But as was so often the case no one else had before. The sketches were remarkably fresh and original. Especially to locals. Out-of-towners could sense the gags were funny; I mean funny writing is still funny, but since they didn’t get the inside-jokiness, many of the bits didn’t have the same zing. The absurdity of cops busting a guy for trying to pass off tap water as Evian water is cute, but the fact that the guy had the temerity to do so on Mercer Island where it’s illegal to drink tap water takes it to another level. Someone from Chicago wouldn’t get that jokes about Kenny G are extra funny around here. In Dallas, they have no idea how spot-on Dating a Boeing Engineer really is. Time and again you would try to explain the funny to your friend who just moved here and in the end, just shake your head and say, “It’s a Northwest thing.” And you said it with no small measure of pride. It’s kind of our own secret club. I can’t help but think it’s what redheads and left-handers feel. You take pride where you can get it.

            For many of the cast and crew, the show was a launching pad to national recognition and fame. But no one saw it coming. Its success was absolutely ninja-like. In the early years, I can promise you not a soul would have bet the farm on the show’s longevity. Most every season was treated like Westley by the Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride: “Good night, Westley. Good job. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”

Taken from Deep in the Woods -- Novel

It was hardly a novelty for nine-year-old George Weyerhaeuser to walk
home from school without adult supervision. The idea wouldn’t have
raised eyebrows or caused whispers of questionable parenting, especially
in that neighborhood, only a five-minute drive from arguably one of the
toniest stretches of Tacoma, Washington. The students who lived nearby
liked to go home for lunch. Technically the boy wasn’t alone anyway, at
least for part of his walk. There was a trio who left Lowell Grammar School
together. George was accompanied by his two friends, Bruce Bowman and
Joseph Whealdon.
The boys were in high spirits, and why not? It was a fine spring day,
mostly clear and just a few ticks under seventy degrees, only slightly out of
character for this time of year in the notoriously gray Pacific Northwest.

George most likely didn’t need the sweater he was wearing, but his grand-
mother had insisted. “You’ll catch your death!” she had tut-tutted him just

that morning. Only Grammy would think you could catch a cold on a day like
today, George had thought. She doted on him insistently; he sometimes
protested, but secretly he was glad for it.
They were a gangly crew, the boys, thin and bright-eyed. George stood
out if for no other reason than his shock of dark brown curly hair. From a
block away that hair was a dead giveaway.
He shuffled along, hands thrust deep into the pockets of his brown
knickers. The three friends chatted, talking about the fine and manly art
of jumping—which of them could jump the highest, the farthest. They

compared their skills and argued the results before their attention spans
waned and they shifted the topic of conversation to a clearly more urgent
matter: baseball. They played on the same team. Bruce was the team
captain, but George could play a mean first base. However, their talk was
of a higher caliber brand of ball.
“Arky got two more hits yesterday,” said George. Arky was Arky
Vaughan, the Pittsburgh Pirates’ shortstop, who was tearing it up a month
in on his way to winning the batting title.
“Against who?” asked Joe, taking a swipe with his sneakered foot,
kicking a small rock down the street.
“The Braves,” George replied, launching a similar stone and proudly
noting it skipping past Joe’s.
“Did the Babe do anything?” asked Joe, his eyes down, scanning for
another rock. Forty-year-old Babe Ruth was winding down his storied
career on the lowly Boston Braves. The aging Bambino was hitting a paltry
buck forty.
“Naw,” said George. “You think he’s through?”
“No way,” said Joe confidently. “It’s the Babe!” The boys hadn’t seen
Ruth in his prime, but Babe Ruth was still Babe Ruth. Even at the end
of his career, he was a larger-than-life character and still one of the most
famous people on the planet.
“Did ya hear, they’re playing a night game tonight?” said Bruce. “The
Phillies and the Reds. First one ever.”

George and Joe simply nodded to this, the full force of their atten-
tion now on searching for the ideal kicking rock. The ballgame “under the

lights” was just another of many firsts in their young lives. At nine years
old they were still young enough to take them for granted.

Taken from Jack's Retribution -- Audio Series

I’m a poor, orphaned stable boy on a terrifying path of destruction with one mission: to kill my fiance.

First, however, I have to save her life.

It started with a stone smaller than your thumb and an interdimensional spirit.

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"Jack, your fiancée will die within the minute," the Elder pleaded. "The ritual is killing her because something is draining the life from her."

Jack watched his fiancée writhe in agony. "No, there must be something I can do to save her." 

"Jack, to save her, the price is your life," the Elder warned.

The ritual to awaken the Phoenix, the war spirit from beyond, had begun, and it couldn’t be stopped once started.

Watching his fiancee in such pain, Jack flashed back to the horrifying day he'd lost everything, the day he lost his entire family. 

He was a boy, returning home to find his family’s house burning. Marauders ransacked everything killing his parents in front of him. His father, in a final act, pressed a glowing stone into Jack’s hand.

"Son, take this. Our entire family's power is contained inside it. You're our last hope," his father gasped and died.

Jack had no idea of the catastrophic chain of events that was about to unfold.

Taken from My Three Vampire Wives -- Audio Series

My blood is like cocaine, meth, and heroin to vampires. My rare blood can make me the greatest vampire of all time. It’s also why I’m being hunted by the church, hounded by vampire assassins, and targeted by the most powerful, terrifying, undead creature on the planet: my mother-in-law. And she has sick and twisted plans for me. Plans that will shock both the living and the undead. It all has to do with a war brewing between vampires and humans. And I must decide which side I’m on. Why would I ever side with mere mortals when I have the potential to become a god? I suppose it depends on whether or not I ever truly embrace my vampire nature. 

But we’ll get to that.

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